The devil went down to london
he was looking for a soul to buy
he couldn`t find nothin on QVC
but BIG brother caught his eye
He came across this one girl on sittin on a sofa flashing her mot
he called her into the diary room & said: "Girl let me tell you what"
I bet you didn't know it, but I can make you a milionaire
I can make the puplic interested in you & the clothes you wear
Now shut yer trap & I`ll cut the crap, do you want to play a game
cause its a fact, if you sign this pact you`ll never have to work again
The Girl said
my names Goody & it might be a sin
but I`ll sign your pact cause I`ve just been sacked
& I think kates going to win
Goody signed the dotted line good luck for seven years
Fortune fame, a household name, its bound to end in tears
A million pound in the bank is better than the dole
But in the end, the devil, gets your soul
gets your soul
For the next few years she was in the magazines & on tv
make no mistake the girl was fake or so it seemed to me
she branded perfume, wrote a book & even sang a song
and Kept the money rolling in for max & the hangers on
Don`t deal with the devil cause he cant loose
I want to get a million youtube views
The game is up girl you had your fun
Never gonna see another rising sun
Today is gonna be
the day
that I`m gonna finish at the top
You may have heard I`m always coming third
& I`m sick of it its got to stop
I don`t belive I`ve only got first place in the free for all
about twice
Backlot I got a red dot
on an M4, double tap
layed on the roof of the center building
on the ladder set a claymore trap
I don't believe that anybody
running around the map
can see me now
Then someone uses UAV to find me (had to find me)
and throws a bastard flash grenade to blind me (from behind me)
A juggernaught johhny who thinks he`s hard
sneaks up and rolls the dice
& he shoots me twice
I see red (see red)
I used my last stand now he`s dead (he`s dead)
It`s not real war
Call of duty four
Crossfire, I camped a little higher
with a barratt using deep impact
C4, planted safley at the door
my health & ammo both intact
Start to wonder who will be
number two & three
after me (Judge Clarkie)
Then someone uses UAV to find me (had to find me)
and throws a bastard flash grenade to blind me (from behind me)
A pair shotgun shirleys climb the stairs & take a chance
It`s time to dance
I see red
I used my last stand now they`re dead
It`s not real war
Call of duty four
Wake up in the
morning at eleven always tired
been gaming all night long again on a console I've acquired
I used to play on other games I used to have a wife
Then someone went & told me bout a think called x-box live
so I bought a game
& I think you know the name
it's the army one with the maps & guns & more
But please understand
I'll be hiding in the sand
when I'm playing call of duty four
'cause I don’t feel like running round the back lot like a twat
when I can creep & hide in side a factory or a flat
When playing overgrown why should I have to stand when I can lay
I'll just keep on camping yes sir camping is the way.
I feel like camping camping
I got nothing better to do
I feel like camping camping
better watch your back or I'll shoot you
I feel like camping camping
rather be home all alone on my x-box live it's true oo oo
Players come & players go you're all a bunch of queers
Judge clarkie is the gamer tag you really need to fear
Chinatown, strike, bog, crash, vacant, downpour, district, creek
he'll pick you off in any one as part of his kill streak
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